Oxygen Mask T-Shirt - Airline Safety

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I wore this tee at the Bonaroo Music Festival last year. Some cat, handing out brochures for a discount hair-extension salon asked me, “What’s up with that t-shirt?” It’s a mystery to many.

Some think this fetching woman with the crimson hair is strapping on an Israeli gas mask. Others see this t-shirt and guess you’re with the T.S.A.—it’s what they wear on casual Fridays. Like those hombres get to chillax . . . No chance, not when you need to keep the friendly skies safe from teeth-whitening mouthwash. iL Corvo won’t preclude the X-ray machine masters from purchasing this t-shirt. Eventually, they may seek the unique comfort and style that iL Corvo offers. It’s perfect for them, you, your friends from bikram yoga and your veneer-wearing grannie. Also, ideal for your street friends who refute that hip hop is dead. We got this print on an Alternative modern fit and XL—yeah, boooy!

This beaut’s inspired by the colorful captions seen in airline-emergency placards, which recommend strapping on oxygen masks when your Boeing 787 Dreamliner loses cabin pressure. It’s a salute to the absurdity of air travel. An homage to life’s perilous possibilities, which can be thwarted by cheapo devices reminiscent of ninety-nine cent store items. Really? Consider a strategically located pack of Dentyne gum could deflect bullets away from your ticker. Yes, wow. So, wear it to your local oxygen bar, aboard a United Airlines flight, even through the Costco deli section. It’s sure to garner looks, admiration and mojo galore.