Roswell Alien Incident T-shirt

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Until now, one of the most fascinating narratives from the Roswell Incident of 1947 has been kept under wraps: Pepper Zephyrelli, area sheriff turned alien hunter. Many details from the incident have emerged over time with books, documentaries, and conspiracy theories abounding. Just before his death at the age of 108, Zephyrelli delivered what may be the most stirring account of human-alien interaction ever told.

Though heavily disputed, reports of alien corpses being discovered and removed from the crash site have surfaced. Zephyrelli was emphatic about seeing aliens. Only those he saw weren't dead. Just before the incident, Zephyrelli had resigned his post as sheriff, over his perceived failure to thwart a local pie-shop robbery turned homicide. Jaded, Zephyrelli headed to the hills, armed. Brought enough buckshot to slaughter several nests of rabbit, a covey of quail. Did some blastin' alright, not bunnies and birds. Instead he reported seeing an alien spacecraft that looked like an inverted duckbill with a yamika on top. A second UFO had landed safely where Zephyrelli was hunting. Zephyrelli's account had small grayboys exiting the spacecraft, pushing large laser guns down a ramp as they stumbled and drank from cosmic-looking bottles, which Zephyrelli figured was space booze. The guns looked foreboding; an alien celebration would give way to human slaughter. Roswell was in peril, so I took action. Taking cover behind a shrub, Zephyrelli fired away. When the smoke cleared, alien muck plastered the desert floor. Every grayboy had fallen, perished. It's very likely that Zephyrelli thwarted an invasion, saved untold lives. He hardly returned to a hero's welcome.

Like much of the Roswell phenomena, Zephrylli's account was hushed by threats from bureaucrat thugs. Only on his death bed, with nothing to lose, did he share his harrowing tale. iL Corvo salutes Zephyrelli by printing his image on the above t-shirt. Thanks, Pepper.